“I love your thighs, too… especially when I’m rubbing my cock against them.”  - S., in response to a passing remark from someone else.

Few things sexier than a man who’s capable of unexpected frankness.

Me: “Testosterone levels have been shown to be responsible for the vividness of imagery someone achieves during masterbation. In other words, more testosterone = more vivid sexual fantasies.”

Him: “Interesting…”

Me: “I really am surprised I don’t have back hair.”